CAPTION COMPETITION
"It's a Clanger!" "Having seen the extent of the problem, the chair of the District Council gives approval for the demolition of all buildings unable to contain the new 2006 standard Christmas tree^. Tree arrives for the Gay and Lesbian Society "A metre's about 3 feet isn't it?" The first victim of the Xmas 'Brewers Droop'. "That looks like the traditional Concorde Conifer (Concordicus Finlandia)" "Put a Viagra tablet in the watering can when you water it please." "Yes mother, the end's all bent and the balls are about to fall off. Triffid: "I might feel stupid with these bangles on, but just wait till Christmas morning!! That f#@!~?g fairy's been eating too much Christmas Pudding! "Vertical is a state of mind." "Well, the tree is a German idea anyway." At an energy-conscious Wimbledon old folks home, a confused Great Uncle Bulgaria prepares to join the "going green" celebration party... "Brian, dear, there are rumours going around that we have a fallen angel in the house and young Debs is being teased at school. Would you sort the tree out, please." The tree fit perfectly! Nobody said anything about a box! "That thing just popped out of the box! Now look, the top didn't unfold." |
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